Oregon, we calculated, was the 13th state in our journey. This we attribute to why so many unfortunate things happened to us there. It was a gorgeous state. We enjoyed much of our time there. I must say, however, I am relieved to have made it to California alive!
1. Morgan got stung by a bee for the very first time in her life. Fortunately, it wasn't too bad. Being silly as Morgan is, she decided to go hiking in thick black tights. This, we believe, stopped the stinger from penetrating too deep.
2. Sam's car window got smashed in, and they stole Morgan's purse from the passenger side. Actually it was a purse she borrowed from Rhonda. Sorry, Rho! State and school ID, Passport, Ipod touch, glasses, planner, wallet, perscription pills, a black zip up hoodie, house keys, notepads, diary, flash drive, and other miscillanious items (it was quite a large purse) were taken.
3. We thought fourtunes couldn't get much worse. On our way trying to get the hell out of Oregon, in a small town that we can't even remember the name of, a cop decided to pull over BOTH of our cars and ticket them SEPERATELY for apparently going 50 mph in a 30 zone. Ludacris. Neither Sam or Max was doing 50 anyway.
Only one questioned beggs to be asked: What have we ever done to you, Oregon?!
how much were the tickets? Did you pay them yet?
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